![]() 07/03/2017 at 20:55 • Filed to: Fuck this twin shit g | ![]() | ![]() |
She keeps talking about “the twins.” At first I thought maybe she had twins, but apparently they’re friends of hers. In every conversation. They just appear there, like creepy fucking twins do. “So, I went to Parc and then I ran into the twins.”
“My dog likes the twins.”
“We went to dinner with the twins.”
“The twins do everything alike. The both ran track and went to the same medical school.”
I haven’t asked who the twins are, partially because twins creep me the fuck out. But apparently she thinks I know who the twins are, because she doesn’t shut up about the twins.
OPPO WHO ARE THE TWINS, WHAT ARE THE TWINS, AND ARE THEY COMING TO GET ME?
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Can’t you see them? They’re right next to you!
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yes
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:03 |
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I creep you out? :( :P
I am a twin! Fraternal though, not identical...but still! Actually....I’m a triplet, technically, but we were all born very premature and our third brother didn’t live past 2-3 months :(
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BRZ/FRS/GT86 are the “twins”, at least in the circles I run in.
This is my twin.
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:09 |
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Twin-scroll single turbo on a bimmer?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:14 |
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Oh, well I’m not afraid of those twins. The FP tells me tells me they’re really weak.
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:21 |
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The twins are after THE BOOK!!!
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:24 |
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Some people have a thing for twins.
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You sure she’s not talking about her boobs?
![]() 07/03/2017 at 21:52 |
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I was going to be very, very disappointed if nobody had made this comment yet
![]() 07/03/2017 at 22:44 |
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Well the other thing that came to mind was NSFW...
![]() 07/03/2017 at 22:50 |
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I’m friends with every single one of my exes I dated since adulthood except for one, who inexplicably hates me more than anyone has a right to hate anyone who is friends with literally every other ex.
![]() 07/03/2017 at 22:51 |
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Having seen them, yes, I am very sure
![]() 07/03/2017 at 22:57 |
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I piss my fiance and her twin off with that picture all of the time.
![]() 07/03/2017 at 23:53 |
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Ha- I bet they’ve seen that once or twice growing up.
![]() 07/04/2017 at 03:26 |
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Not until I started dating her. I am going to frame it, and put it up in her parent’s house one day. I wonder how long it will take them to notice. LOL!!
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Hooters?
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i was thinking along the same line of thought